Gatekeeping milk. Okay, if you think that’s worth the effort
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RagingNerdoholic@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
It’s almond juice. There’s only one kind of milk, and that’s moo cow fuck milk.
thisNotMyName@lemmy.world 8 months ago
abysmalpoptart@lemmy.world 8 months ago
He’s just making a standup reference from lewis black
TurboDiesel@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Clearly humor is dead on Lemmy
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 8 months ago
Nah, the joke just comes off as gatekeeping in this context
VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 8 months ago
There’s also literally every other mammal with the possible exception of platypi. Nobody knows what the fuck is up with those freaks and anyone who claims otherwise is a liar, high or a high liar.
chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
They have milk. They just sweat it instead. I learned about it in a documentary about what two kids are doing during their 104 days of summer vacation.
VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf 8 months ago
They…sweat milk?? 😩
Grass@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Cow titty juice. You can call anything anything. If enough people say it then it’s correct. It’s like how the word ‘literally’ gained an extra definition of ‘not literally’. Unless you are speaking France French, then the government decides or something.
thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world 8 months ago
hey now, there’s also goat milk among others.