At least the butter might come in handy (or by other limbs).
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throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Step 1: Wear a ski mask Step 2: Shoplift? Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit?
(Step 3 is getting caught and becoming a prison slave 🙃; So yes “Profit” just not for you)
Heathcliff@lemm.ee 1 day ago
HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 1 day ago
Dress up as ICE and state that this is material needed to trap Irish thugs living illegally in the US.
flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 day ago
You could also demand to see the kerrygold’s papers, and then leave with it.
RageAgainstTheRich@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Sooooo a mask, sunglasses, a hoodie and no identification? 🥷