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itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

It can roll over. Do you like your legs? Besides, unless you’re a lion, good luck jumping up there. And even then, you’re not choking a giraffe out. Their neck is basically only muscle.

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FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
Am I stupid, or did I miss the “rolling over”? I just saw the giraffe lady down while saying “choke me harder daddy”

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- itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  Are you a 150kg murder machine with claws that can high jump several times it’s size? Even then, the lion got thrown off not once, but twice. Thinking you could fight a giraffe and win is dellusional
  
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  - somethingsnappy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
    Lions cannot jump several times their height. They can leap forward several times their height and length. Not straight up. images.app.goo.gl/NhdZC
    
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    FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
    Image
    
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  - FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
    No, I lost some weight, so not quite. What lions have in claw strength, I however have in elbow strength!
    
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- Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
  
  I just saw the giraffe lady
  
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  - FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
    That’s a typo I’ll gladly keep!
    
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