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FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

No, you’re approaching this the wrong way. You run towards it at full speed, then get a 45° angle and jump. While doing so, you grab their neck like a pole, and use the force to hoist yourself upon their back.

You either already killed them with this move, or you’re now on their back and holding their throat. There’s nothing a giraffe can do to throw you down or attack you now. You can just choke, and choke, and keep choking it until it falls to its knees.

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RvTV95XBeo@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
You lost me at “run”. Can I bring my inhaler or does that count as a tool?

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- FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  Oh, you’re American? I guess you could drive your scooter up specifically designed ramp to reach their back. Though I feel most animals wouldn’t stand a chance against you on their back.
  
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MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
Their neck starts at 3 meter height tho.

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- FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  Not the necks of teenage giraffes!
  
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itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
It can roll over. Do you like your legs? Besides, unless you’re a lion, good luck jumping up there. And even then, you’re not choking a giraffe out. Their neck is basically only muscle.

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- FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
  Am I stupid, or did I miss the “rolling over”? I just saw the giraffe lady down while saying “choke me harder daddy”
  
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  - itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    Are you a 150kg murder machine with claws that can high jump several times it’s size? Even then, the lion got thrown off not once, but twice. Thinking you could fight a giraffe and win is dellusional
    
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    somethingsnappy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    Lions cannot jump several times their height. They can leap forward several times their height and length. Not straight up. images.app.goo.gl/NhdZC
    
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    FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    No, I lost some weight, so not quite. What lions have in claw strength, I however have in elbow strength!
    
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  - Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    
    I just saw the giraffe lady
    
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    FooBarrington@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago
    That’s a typo I’ll gladly keep!
    
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