Comment on When the pizza party is too expensive, you go with the EncourageMint
PlasmaDistortion@lemm.ee 7 months ago
They are not even ashamed of doing this!
Comment on When the pizza party is too expensive, you go with the EncourageMint
PlasmaDistortion@lemm.ee 7 months ago
They are not even ashamed of doing this!
themeatbridge@lemmy.world 7 months ago
“What? It’s cute!”
-some dipshit with an Agile certification
Sneptaur@pawb.social 7 months ago
Gonna get an agile certification to get such a position and then coach my team into a fucking union
iByteABit@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Can many of us also get an agile certification and coach the proletariat to seize the means of production?
rockSlayer@lemmy.world 7 months ago
It would be cute if it was how the person was getting a 10% bonus on what they helped make the company
ninjan@lemmy.mildgrim.com 7 months ago
Bonus in my experience would be the team in question get 10-30% of the total to share. If we’re talking a pure sales team it varies wildly however, I’ve seen everything from 10-50% to the team. In some industries sales people can make more than their CEO good years.
NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 7 months ago
Lmao
iByteABit@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Always the Agile circlejerk certification