Comment on Religions have some of the wackiest rules

• fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  And ultimately Christian sexual repression

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• tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  The cereal guy? Next you’re gonna tell me Nestle’s been up to some shady shit

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  • Krauerking@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Well the cereal was invented cause he thought bland foods would stop you masturbating but that was clearly not working so he leaned back into foreskin hoarding.

    I am not kidding as much as that sentence would make it seem.

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    • fishy@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Let’s clear it up though, it’s the guy who invented the cereal who was a nut. His brother was the one who was like “I’m gonna sell the flakes, not the dick snip bit.” They got into a huge battle when the quack doctor realized his brother was making more money selling the cereal than he was selling religious pseudoscience.

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