The cereal guy? Next you’re gonna tell me Nestle’s been up to some shady shit
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PaintedSnail@lemmy.world 4 months agoBlame Kellogg
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
Krauerking@lemy.lol 4 months ago
Well the cereal was invented cause he thought bland foods would stop you masturbating but that was clearly not working so he leaned back into foreskin hoarding.
I am not kidding as much as that sentence would make it seem.
fishy@lemmy.today 4 months ago
Let’s clear it up though, it’s the guy who invented the cereal who was a nut. His brother was the one who was like “I’m gonna sell the flakes, not the dick snip bit.” They got into a huge battle when the quack doctor realized his brother was making more money selling the cereal than he was selling religious pseudoscience.
fluffykittycat@slrpnk.net 4 months ago
And ultimately Christian sexual repression