Really? I find putting on a condom is sometimes enough to disrupt the flow. Having a weatibix and a shower seems like a real wrench in any kind spontinanity.
" If you are cat tonguing chocolate crisps out of crust canyon YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG". Please tell me you came up with that yourself. But yes we are in Europe so bidets are a thing. Still.. its an ass. So it tastes like ass. And if you are what you eat; by eating ass, you become an ass.
Beldarofremulak@lemmy.world 8 months ago
deranger@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Bet you could easily culture E. coli off that “clean” asshole
Beldarofremulak@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Bgugi@lemmy.world 8 months ago
#NotEveryEColi
deranger@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
I’m well aware; I’m a clinical laboratory scientist.
E. coli should absolutely not be found on produce.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
Really? I find putting on a condom is sometimes enough to disrupt the flow. Having a weatibix and a shower seems like a real wrench in any kind spontinanity.
1847953620@lemmy.world 8 months ago
You have issues, then.
Zellith@kbin.social 8 months ago
" If you are cat tonguing chocolate crisps out of crust canyon YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG". Please tell me you came up with that yourself. But yes we are in Europe so bidets are a thing. Still.. its an ass. So it tastes like ass. And if you are what you eat; by eating ass, you become an ass.
kalkulat@lemmy.world 8 months ago
STD’s love this approach.