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lilsolar@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
What’s the couch story?
Just a joke because it’s fun to call him a couch fucker. He never fucked any couches as far as we know.
…as far as we know.
He hasn’t provided any evidence to the contrary, so technically he still fucks couches.
“Guilty even if proven innocent” IS standard US government policy now, after all!
Innocent until proven guilty
it’s not a crime to fuck a couch. there’s no guilt to be found.
it’s a fact.
he’s never provided evidence that he stopped fucking couches.
I’m worried I’ll get blacksited if I upvote this
samus12345@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Just a joke because it’s fun to call him a couch fucker. He never fucked any couches as far as we know.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 month ago
He hasn’t provided any evidence to the contrary, so technically he still fucks couches.
samus12345@lemm.ee 1 month ago
“Guilty even if proven innocent” IS standard US government policy now, after all!
lilsolar@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Innocent until proven guilty
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 month ago
it’s not a crime to fuck a couch. there’s no guilt to be found.
it’s a fact.
he’s never provided evidence that he stopped fucking couches.
bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m worried I’ll get blacksited if I upvote this