I wish someone would spoon me
Comment on Spoon knows what spoon must do
clonedhuman@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Yes. But, we are conscious beings and we can choose our spoonness.
Are you trying to accomplish something? Some work you need to do? Be like spoon. You have one purpose—to accomplish that objective.
Choose to be like spoon, and have a blessed day.
jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 days ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 days ago
My spoon has multiple purposes. It is very fancy. It is for display. It is beautiful. It is for aphrodisia. It is for foreplay. It is large. It is for home defense. It is too big. I honestly don’t think I’ve ever eaten from my favorite spoon.
GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 days ago
Heresy! Forget spoon! Spoon is weak and passive! Be like fork! Stab problem repeatedly!
FooBarrington@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Ah, that explains my work ethic - there is no spoon!