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• prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’m 99% sure Cookie Monster hunts cookies like a crocodile in many episodes too

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I’m ecstatic to hear that! I will give you eleventy billion imaginary Tooth points if you can find a source.

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• LillyPip@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Also demonstrated the placidity of the prey species (cookies) being oblivious to the threat and just doing their own thing.

  I’m using this as a citation now. You can’t stop me.

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The Wild Bite: Chronicles of a Cookie Hunter

    [Scene opens on a lush, crumb-laden suburban living room. A dramatic orchestral swell rises as the camera pans to reveal a large, blue, furry creature crouching behind a toy chest.]

    DAVID ATTENBOROUGH (V.O.): In the heart of the domestic wilderness, on the edge of a temperate biotic zone known colloquially as “the living room,” we encounter a most peculiar apex predator: Monstrum biscotti, commonly known as the Cookie Monster.

    [Camera zooms in on Cookie Monster, his googly eyes twitching erratically in every direction.]

    DAVID ATTENBOROUGH (V.O.): Evolved for maximal mastication, this creature’s diet consists almost exclusively of a singular, elusive prey: Biscotus chipicus, or the common chocolate chip cookie.

    [Cut to a plate on the kitchen counter. A dozen warm cookies glisten in the light.]

    DAVID ATTENBOROUGH (V.O.): Each specimen, a delicately baked blend of sugars, fats, and theobromine-rich morsels, serves as both sustenance and obsession for our shaggy subject.

    [Cookie Monster slowly emerges, dragging himself across the carpet with exaggerated stealth.]

    DAVID ATTENBOROUGH (V.O.): Observe the hunter’s approach—lumbering, agile, and inevitable. His strategy relies not on speed, but on surprise.

    [Cut to the cookies. One, resting on the edge of the plate, wobbles ever so slightly.]

    DAVID ATTENBOROUGH (V.O.): The Biscotus chipicus is defenseless—its only evolutionary recourse being brittleness. It cannot run. It cannot hide. It can only crumble.

    [Cookie Monster rises, eyes fixated. A low growl builds in his throat.]

    COOKIE MONSTER: COOOOOKIEEEE!!!

    [He lunges. A flurry of crumbs explodes into the air. Cookie Monster devours with primal ecstasy, bits of cookie raining from his maw like edible shrapnel.]

    DAVID ATTENBOROUGH (V.O.): With alarming efficiency, the predator consumes his quarry.

    [Cookie Monster slumps to the floor, sated. A single chocolate chip rests on his chest.]

    DAVID ATTENBOROUGH (V.O.): And so concludes another cycle in this majestic, crumb-filled ecosystem. The hunter rests… until the next scent of freshly baked prey stirs his wild, monstrous soul once more.

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    • Cocopanda@futurology.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      In my mind. I believe you came up with this without Ai help and that’s what I’m here for. Koodos.

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      • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        I appreciate your benefit of the doubt. As it is, this is AI generated. I did have to edit it a lot. Admittedly, my writing gets a little better as I replace more and more of the AI results I request. Still, I figure it’s best to live a slightly honest life and label these things for what they are.

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    • LillyPip@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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