Comment on The poop psa absolutely no one asked for

FenrirIII@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• AquaTofana@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I told this story on here way back when I first moved to Lemmy, but I went through a period of eating some sea salted beet chips (fucking delicious btw) for lunch every day. I didnt grow up eating beets, no idea why I tried them, but I didnt realize what was happening when I started pissing red.

  Got in with my PCM and was panicking like “I have blood in my urine and I’m not on my cycle, and it looks different anyway!”

  So he was like “Aight, what did you eat yesterday?”

  I felt like such a fucking idiot wasting his time. But a bunch of kind Lemmings on here assured me that it happens a LOT, and its always better to get checked.

  That being said, there should definitely be a warning on those chip bags for those of us who lack critical thinking skills lmao

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• hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I remember when once I ate a ton of red bell peppers and got jumpscared when my shit was bright pink. I think the color was like this: Image

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  • Cataphract@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I found an awesome blue drink-mix this week that turned my poop a nice solid Grinch color

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    10/10, would recommend for the holidays.

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    • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      How about we try to find a food for every poop color? We could make a huge colorful painting and call it 50 Shades of Shit

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      • dbtng@eviltoast.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Genious!!!

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    • dbtng@eviltoast.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Ya, blue drinks make green poop!

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  • dingus@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Wow! I love red bell peppers but I’ve never ate enough of them to do this! I’m impressed!

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