Comment on Dont worry about your retirement plan, simpsons never fail

• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Probably more than three, tbf. We got to hear about the three that got close and not the Discord group where everyone realized they were part of the same FBI counterinsurgency group and then half of them got fired.

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• Botanicals@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You sincerely think those were real attempts?

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  • IndustryStandard@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    No they shot Trumps ear for a Van Gogh pose and killed a few people in the crowd for good measure.

    What do you think?

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Ryan Routh had Lee Harvey Oswald written all over him. He just showed up ahead of the second gunman and pooched it.

      CIA fall guys just ain’t what they used to be.

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  • unphazed@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I think the golf course guy was real, at least.

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