Truly, every line in the clip is delivered with the bravado and conviction of an experienced thespian.

“Gentlemen, this is democ_rrr_acy manifest!”

This is the bloke that got me on the penis be_foaaa._

“Ooh, that’s a nice headlock sir! Ahhh, yes, I see that you know your judo well.”

“And you sir! Are you waiting to recieve my limp penis?”

This interview was three years ago. I sincerely hope he is in good health and has many more succulent meals in his future.