Comment on SPIRIT WEAPON

• jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Jokes on her. The recipe is iron and animal bones to make a sweet axe.

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  • koper@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    That would be a great follow-up joke.

    Now if she chooses the dirty pickup line, you respond with “girl, are you a viking steel crucible? 'Cause I’d put a bone in you.”

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    • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      And then if she chooses the cheesy pickup line:

      Girl, are you made of iron and animal bones? Because you’ve got all the elements to forge a bond stronger than a Viking axe.

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      • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        LOL

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• dutchkimble@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  So she wants the D?

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