one of these creepy bastards got inside of my soap dispenser brush thing for doing the dishes. just threw the entire brush away D=
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ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 3 days ago
I said this the last time this was posted and I’m saying it again
“THEN MAYBE DON’T MOVE SO FUCKING FAST IT ACTIVATES MY FIGHT OR FLIGHT RESPONSE!!!”
kieron115@startrek.website 3 days ago
nossaquesapao@lemmy.eco.br 3 days ago
Sometimes I try to imagine a giant version running around in a proportionally fast speed. That really activates my fight or flight response
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Size of a bus, thundering down the freeway at 450 miles an hour
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Each leg causing a sonic boom with each step
ulterno@programming.dev 2 days ago
If they weren’t fast enough, how would they catch the cockroaches?
Comment105@lemm.ee 2 days ago
I can catch a lot of things if I sprint, but I don’t usually sprint from the couch to the kitchen.