Damn. My 8 month old bit me.
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AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 4 weeks ago
My 7 month old son said “Dad, it’s likely the rattle in your car is due to a damaged rear axle, as that is a common issue with this model. I recommend taking it to a mechanic as soon as possible, because it could also be a broken front spring or some other factor that could render the vehicle dangerous to drive if left unchecked” so proud of him
IMongoose@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
anonymouse2@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
My 6 month old wrote my masters dissertation about the effects of plagiarism on the academic integrity of preschool PhD programs. She’s brilliant and meta.
Wilco@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
My 5 month old performed my wife’s knee surgery and saved us over $15,000.
absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz 4 weeks ago
My 4 month old just did the world’s first quintuple back flip on a BMX. He is talking with red bull about sponsorship.
superkret@feddit.org 4 weeks ago
My 3 month old just found a cure for cancer but she doesn’t want to explain it cause she’s mad at me for making her wear socks.