Comment on Americans, How do you pour soda into a cup with ice without the soda going flat?

• Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Nope. That’s a seagull, and a very dangerous mistake.

  Fuck with the Albatross, and you’re cursed.

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  • AynRandLibertarian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    so albatrosses are not seagulls? they sure do look like it…

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    • lurch@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      dood. an albatross has like twice the wingspan of a seagull. it’s an absolute unit. on pictures they may look slightly similar, but those beasts have >3.40 m (11.2 ft) wingspan. the sky goes dark when they approach.

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• actionjbone@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I noticed your username, blocking you preemptively.

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  • AynRandLibertarian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Don’t judge a lemming by its username.

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    • AmbiguousProps@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I’m judging you by your username.

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• TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Only you, honey.

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