Comment on Anon tries to impress a woman at the gym

• Woht24@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  He developed a gummy worm addiction and became morbidly obese, leaving the work force and receiving a disability pension.

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  • Comment105@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nature is fine with failure, it is expected.

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    • Woht24@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It is, and then you die slowly in a ditch in terrible pain.

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      • Comment105@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        All natural.

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• Bassman1805@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  We continued to be friendly acquaintances because I never actually made a move 🤷‍♂️

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  • CoolMatt@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Awwww damn…

    I went through my girlfrriend’s cashier lane at the grocery store for 3 years before fingering out how to get her number without not being just another dick rolling through when she has an endless supply to choose from. Turned out she had been waiting the entire time for something to happen

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    • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And everyone tells me I’d be an asshole for asking a girl out while she’s at work. Well don’t keep us in suspense man, story time.

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      • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        That’s why you follow her when she leaves work and ask her out on the way home. She’s not at work then so it’s okay.

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