If you’re using fake blood and sympathy to get girls, you’re likely the kind of guy who wants to wear their skin
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Gullible@sh.itjust.works 5 days agoHonestly a powerful litmus test. You’re not going to hook many, but by god will they be empathetic.
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 4 days ago
When you contract tuberculosis and your partner leaves you for an a hot young thing with an unblemished set of lungs, you’ll understand the folly of your words
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 5 days ago
Can’t keep doing it in the same place though. Word gets around and suddenly you’re Blood Cough Guy and… wait a second, this has got to be a bit from IASIP right?
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 5 days ago
Like all greentexts, its premise was plagiarized, yes. The well has always been poisoned (by my constituents)