Comment on Stop touching your stuff!

ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

• joyjoy@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  You can also buy an auto-jacker and go hands free.

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  • rockSlayer@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I love living in the future

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  • DickFiasco@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Does the auto-jacker go on the penis or the ladder? Honestly sounds like it could work for either one.

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    • slackassassin@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Don’t let them upsell you on an auto jacker, the manual ones work just fine.

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