If we are ever invaded by monkeys with balloons, I am ready to serve.
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lengau@midwest.social 3 days ago
Well yeah, they hadn’t managed to get past bananas in their self defense classes.
Dragonstaff@leminal.space 3 days ago
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Now, it’s quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless.
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Third - drop the banana peel on the floor and make him slip on it.