Comment on Anon becomes a shrimp farmer

Flax_vert@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• 2piradians@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Silly goose, everyone knows shrimp is much more valuable than eg–

  Heavens to betsy, you’re right

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  • stringere@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Shrimps is bugs

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Now I just need to find a pod to live in.

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    • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      so tasty bug

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      • iSeth@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Bugs taste like shrimp

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• sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’ve looked into it, unless there’s a bird flu epidemic, you’re not going to be profitable. It’s literally more expensive for me to raise chickens than buy eggs from across the company.

  So I guess the solution is to spread bird flu?

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Be a true American and send the other farms infected chicken blankets.

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  • ulterno@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    So I guess the solution is to spread bird flu?

    Corporate Approves.

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  • Flax_vert@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How expensive is it to raise chickens?

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    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That depends on the value you’re looking to get out of it.

      As pets? Not too bad, and they’re a lot of fun.

      As food? Feed costs money, you need to clean out the coop, depending on where you live you’ll need to protect them (e.g. coyotes, etc), etc. There’s a fair amount of work, such that I estimate it costs quite a bit more than commercially farmed chickens. They do taste better than store bought, but it’s hard to put a number on that.

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