So I’m allowed to like moist pineapple pizza?
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Vespair@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Nobody has ever actually given a shit about pineapple on pizza. This is just a dumb pop culture thing like pretending to be bothered by the word “moist” (nobody on earth is actually bothered by it until told to be).
We don’t have to play along with the machinations of pop culture; we can reject manufactured responses.
luciferofastora@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Rooty@lemmy.world 2 months ago
THANK YOU
I am so over this forced meme.
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Yeah, sure, but which way do you hang your toilet paper, frontie or backie?
Vespair@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I actually tear it apart sheet by sheet and stack the sheet for a toilet tower, the most reasonable choice in this debate that definitely matters and should definitely be used as a personality indicator.
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 months ago
You picked answer C for most of the questions which makes it seem likely you’re someone who likes the ocean, sight, and the central governing body of the Catholic Church and the Vatican City State, And the letter C.
Vespair@lemm.ee 2 months ago
omg u really C me
Raiderkev@lemmy.world 2 months ago
This sounds like something someone who saw a blue and black dress would say.
Vespair@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Just call me Laurel.
Or Yanny.
Man, aren’t we all just so edified and fulfilled having now shared in this communal sharing of sentiments we definitely actual care about