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My grandmother refers to sex as “putting your shoes under his bed.” As in if you’re staying the night that where you would put your ahoes after taking them off.

She’s been married 3 times and has a kids with each of them. She knows exactly what’s going on. Didn’t let them fool you.

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Rusty@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
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- Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
  Grandma wants less thinking and more doing, clearly
  
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- CoolMatt@lemmy.ca ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
  Wait, but some of those kids are darker than both mok AND dad…
  
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jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
You’ve heard the term knocking boots, right?

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- HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
  You get pregnant by putting a snake in the woman’s boot, right?
  
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  - jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
    Wait, I thought if I put my snake in her boot, it wouldn’t get her pregnant.
    
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    HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
    The ol woody loophole
    
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