Comment on Now freeze and deep fry them

• Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Seriously, even putting a croissant in a plastic bag warrants a first strike.

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  • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    *puts ketchup on a croissant without breaking eye contact"

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    • FelixCress@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Degenerates like you belong on a cross

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      • neatobuilds@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        But first they’ll have to be made into an aunt so they become a crossed aunt

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    • Agility0971@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Then dips it in soy sauce

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• Fetus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  But they are le tired…

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  • Leeks@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Ok, take a nap, THEN FIRE ZE MISSLES!

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• ownsauce@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I’ll enjoy my croissanwiches and cronuts in the apocalypse.

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