DataCrime

@DataCrime@lemmy.dbzer0.com

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Chudmobile 🤣

  I’m seeing like the long 90’s Batmobile but like a cheesy lake paddle boat version… maybe a Pontiac Aztec?

  The CyberSuck is like an El Camino and a DeLorien had a kid who grew up in Ft. Lauderdale doing bath salts and roids.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I mean… it was a sarcastic riff on the individual who said something about flipping off families in cyber trucks 😌

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh! 3 in a row; human centipede style, Drumph up front, Elon in the middle, and either Miller or Bondi bringing up the caboose 😎

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Now I need 2 so I can do a space shuttle wrap job! We should set up a GoFundMe or something to make as many dumb cyber trucks as possible 😅

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Enjoying her divorce settlement as much as possible 🤣

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Only place it won’t get vandalized 😇

  I love the endless contradictions of … [political content redacted]

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  … It’s been long enough, sell the thing or start sieg heiling.

  Or at least sieg selling… AMIRIGHT? 😅

  I’m really hoping to pick one up cheap and make the monster-truck-DeLorean-time-machine of my dreams reality 🤓 But I’m only going up to $3.50 USD… gotta’ crash the whole CyberShmuck™ economy in the process 🤑

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Now I need a big thumbs-up… like, carnival lollipop sized emoji prop, but with The Elon’s face blended into the thumb 😎

  Oh! Finally a reason to try Grök… 50/50 all the other fingers end up being CSAM 🫣

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I always enjoy flipping off another man’s kids too! 😝

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Under da sea⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  100% read it like Mario and it’s ‘a fine :-)