ElderWendigo
@ElderWendigo@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Lots of times the restaurants won't even have milk 5 hours ago:
If you can remove the alcohol from any “cocktail” and still have more than just flavored ice or a dirty glass, you were drinking slightly alcoholic mocktails the whole time.
Old Fashioned mocktail is a cherry on top of a large ice cube that you’ve used to bludgeon some sugar and an orange.
A Sazerac mocktail is akin to an empty glass someone just drink a sweet lemony drink from. You don’t get the lemony drink, just the dirty glass.
A margarita mocktail is salty lime flavored ice. This is basically a daquiri mocktail too, adding a strawberry seems popular.
A Manhattan mocktail is a sweetened cherry in an otherwise empty glass.
A mojito mocktail is a bit more substantial, minty sugar water with a hint of lime.
A mint julep mocktail, again just minty sugar water.
A white Russian mocktail is just a glass of cream over ice.
A mimosa mocktail is just a nearly empty glass of orange juice.
The non-alcoholic parts of a cocktail are rarely more than a quarter of the volume if they’re made properly. Most cocktails are a half oz of sugar water and a citrus flavor. The other 2/3 of the volume (not counting the ice) is alcohol. Just order a soda, soda water (with or without a garnish), tea, or my favorite a Topo Chico and lime.
- Comment on Voyager 1 1 week ago:
Yeah, and we might use a ratio to describe that overlap, not degrees.
- Comment on Voyager 1 1 week ago:
A Venn diagram is not a pie chart, they’re all circles.
- Comment on Or we could do metric time 4 weeks ago:
Yes, I understood. I still disagree for the reasons in all of my previous comments.
- Comment on If you're selected for jury duty (US), should you give up your anonymous social media accounts? 4 weeks ago:
The problem is that while on its face the question seems reasonable it quickly becomes more and more absurd the longer you consider it.
ANY online account could be considered social media these days by the prevailing overly broad definitions used. Email? Amazon? ISP subscriber? Newspaper subscription? Cloud storage? Image hosting? Online diary? Tech support forum? Teams account through work? Almost universally they all either include social media components or could be defined as such by the overly broad definitions common today. The question has about as much meaning as asking if the juror has ever used the Internet at all.
- Comment on Or we could do metric time 4 weeks ago:
They store the number of seconds since the epoch of 1970, but you’re always going to have leap days and even leap seconds. Even if you changed the definition of a second to match the current length of a year, it would be off again relatively soon and you’d need leap seconds again. It’s NEVER going to be as simple as you seem to think it should be. Chaos and complexity is inherent in the whole system.
- Comment on Or we could do metric time 4 weeks ago:
No, still easier. They are still part of the year, so you can just count them, put them in their own special no name month if you like, and the logic is still easier than the mess we currently have.
- Comment on Or we could do metric time 4 weeks ago:
In this scheme, new years day and leap days are not any day of the week or part of any month. They exist outside of the regular calendar as obvious and explicit resets to the remainder problem.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
I enthusiastically disagree. Lower Decks needs to boldly go and jump the shark more than traveling back in time to save a whale or talking to an old microwave that became a god.
- Comment on Anon buys an air fryer 1 month ago:
That was like 10 frames and he didn’t explain shit.
Your a liar and a troll. Fuck off and stop harassing me.
- Comment on Sometimes I do anyway 4 months ago:
Not all that uncommon for the genre and the time. Fitting too, given the story, wouldn’t you say?
- Comment on Sometimes I do anyway 4 months ago:
Harlan Ellison also helped turn his story into a pretty cool game.
archive.org/details/ihnmaims …wikipedia.org/…/I_Have_No_Mouth,_and_I_Must_Scre…
- Comment on People who dont particularly care for or celebrate Christmas, Whats your favorite Christmas song? 4 months ago:
Not sure if it counts, but John Coltrane playing “My Favorite Things”. I got that track on some best of Coltrane collection for Christmas when I was in grade school. It eventually became both my favorite Christmas song and really got me into jazz. It’s still the default version that pops into my head when I think of that song, not Julie Andrews singing it in The Sound of Music.
- Comment on I knew it all along! 4 months ago:
I say that computers work because we tricked some rocks into thinking by carving special runes into them.
- Comment on A fair trade 4 months ago:
Yes! I’ve been saying this for years. Playing in the desert? Better wear your snake boots and bring plenty of water. Swamps? Bring floating balls, bring snake boots again, and watch for gators. Beach? Better get a good tee time to align with low tide. Leave no trace golfing. Extra strokes for disturbing the wildlife. Strokes off for litter and invasive species removal.
- Comment on The foot gonna rob a bank 4 months ago:
Wool socks. They’re worth it. Keep your feet feeling dry (even when they are literally soaked). Fewer blisters if your feet do get wet. My feet are warmer in winter and cooler in summer with wool. They seem to last much longer and wear better too. My older wool socks have just worn to confirm better to the shape of my feet.
I will NEVER wear cotton socks to work outside again.
- Comment on Creating a torrent that includes all of humanity's knowledge/art/entertainment? 4 months ago:
You’re describing leeching from something like Anna’s Archive datasets.
- Comment on "Why are TV Cameras still huge and expensive?" 5 months ago:
Keeping things in focus with enough available light to properly expose a subject in motion and compose a frame without distortion. Maybe we’re spoiled because our eyes are small and squishy, but they see pretty well. But it turns out our eyes just cheat a lot with the biological equivalent of “AI” filling in the gaps.
- Comment on OK Microsoft... trying to log into Teams while work lapop updates to Windows 11. No longer works in any iPhone browser, including Edge. The app will not authenticate my work login... 6 months ago:
Anecdote about a magical disappearing operating system? And it is somehow the fault of the OS and not the MUCH more likely culprits, user error and hardware failure? Conflating UNIX and Linux as if they are the same thing? Your story sounds like naive exaggeration based on ignorance and hyperbole.
But you’re right, there are plenty of reasons to hate Microsoft that have nothing to do with open vs. closed source philosophies. However, saying that the foundational principles of open source software development are more sound than closed source development in general and the particular way Microsoft has chosen to develop is not the same at all as your “perfect system” straw-man argument.
By the way, UNIX was created in 1969, Windows was initially released in 1983 (but didn’t really take off with Win3.1 in 1992), and Linux began in 1991. So your final statement while technically true, I suppose, is kind of absurd.
- Comment on Nitrous oxide: Laughing gas possession becomes illegal 6 months ago:
I have a reusable canister that takes nitrous charges. Dump 16oz of heavy cream, simple syrup, and flavor into a chilled canister; seal, charge, and shake. Now you have easy to dispense whipped cream. Nitrogen gas adds a bit of sweetness to food (like Guiness or nitro iced coffee), whereas carbon dioxide adds a bit of bite (like in most sodas).
- Comment on Nitrous oxide: Laughing gas possession becomes illegal 6 months ago:
I was hesitant to buy into the whole nitrous thing when getting dental work done. What’s a little discomfort? I can take it. But holy fucking shit does it make a difference for the better. Especially for something like a cleaning; I’m calmer, more relaxed, and even though I can still feel what they are doing in there I just don’t care as much. It feels like a zero calorie beer for breakfast. And paired with actual numbing agents during a more involved procedure, it helps them as much as me. It’s like a hypnosis drug. I just focus on breathing through my nose and follow their instructions without any stress and the drunken feeling passes before I even leave the chair so I can go on with my day.
Moreover, I can’t exactly make whipped cream with carbon dioxide. Are they going to outlaw Guinness in a can with the nitrous widget next?
- Comment on How does digital and analog audio printed 35mm and 70mm film work? 6 months ago:
He is the shit. Similar vibe and quality with Techmoan.
“Have you ever heard of or cared about how this niche and now probably obsolete audio or video format or product worked?”
No, I didn’t even know it existed. But I am now deeply emotionally invested in him getting that obsolete junk electronic toy working!
- Comment on Gene Roddenberry's first sci-fi show pitch from 1955: "The Transporter" 6 months ago:
They did. It was called Enterprise.
- Comment on Groundhog Day II 6 months ago:
Have you seen the movie? How does that make sense? It was a time loop, i.e. no aging.
- Comment on Disney Mocked for Ludicrously Fake CGI "Actors" in Crowd Scene 6 months ago:
To be fair, the actors and extras in those 2 seconds aren’t doing much better trying to not look robotic. Some of the CGI mannequins were obvious, but others were less obviously CGI than basketball player 2.
- Comment on New cars are great... 7 months ago:
Looking for a new car and have been looking at Subaru. So I’m genuinely interested in what specific thing bother you about the infotainment system.
- Comment on Are there any prince movies for kids? 7 months ago:
The Road to El Dorado doesn’t have princes exactly and they’re not exactly on an honorable quest at first, but I think it still fits the bill in a weird way.
- Comment on Follow up. They fixed the light bulb 7 months ago:
That link to the “Original Post” doesn’t seem to work, unless I’m missing the joke.
- Comment on It took me 16 years to figure out why I hated a Journey song. What song did yiu hate untim yiu figured out why? 7 months ago:
Having grown up around so many aging parrotheads, I feel your pain here. I was never a fan either. I should have never stepped into this thread because I have found it much more fulfilling to mostly try to reframe my POV about pop culture things I don’t enjoy: it’s my failing to be unable to appreciate it, not the artist’s or the fans. Mix that with a healthy dose of letting people like what they like (as long as it doesn’t hurt others) and the world around you is a much less vexing place. Thanks for listening to my TED talk.
- Comment on It took me 16 years to figure out why I hated a Journey song. What song did yiu hate untim yiu figured out why? 7 months ago:
Exactly what you want in a beach bar song. Not everything needs to show off how deep and complicated the songwriter is emotionally.