Skyrkazm

@Skyrkazm@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Life pro tip: Maybe give her some pointers if it's her first blow job.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Worst case scenario, you lose your chance at wizardry at the age of 30. Keep it at all costs friend.

  The magic missile and fireballs are well worth it. Especially the spell “mend buttcrack”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨App development⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Real & based

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Microsoft announces the Proteus Controller, a gamepad for Xbox gamers with disabilities⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Pretendo here. Sorry, but this comment has been removed for the reasons of “slander” as stick drift has never existed in our products in the first place.

  Do. Not. Resist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Source: Don’t trust him.

  Trust me.

  Citation: Your intrusive thoughts™

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Both have gotten way worse⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A quick rundown.

  Basically they make a reddit account, let it age like wine. You know, keep it in the basement with 0 post history of any kind for half a year or so. Maybe multiple. Than they activate it, it spam posts, and it never responds to users like a human would. Even stealing comments and such.

  Those are the main symptoms. OP not responding to being called a bot is especially the major red flag most use.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Both have gotten way worse⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I sometimes go back to reddit to see what’s happening to it. Yup. It’s shitting itself.

  Bot accounts everywhere in both comments and posts. It’s so common in fact that you just need to scroll a small post to figure out either OP or the commenter is a bot. also chugs Lemmy

  Thankfully, Lemmy knows how to pump us full of bot-free content and have us asking for more.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A pastor invited to DeSantis' Disney board meeting quoted the Bible telling people not to 'resist authority' as it strips workers' park perks⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  D:

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Essence transfer ftw⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Be me

  Become skeleton for immortality

  Replace bones with fossils

  Commit acts of heroism and call myself the “Living Fossil”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Exactly why i wont play Homecooked with my gf⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Deny her the freedom. Listen to the intrusive thoughts and make a sauce less pineapple pizza with no cheese. Only pineapple.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Official Safety Memo⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  My ass boutta use the biggest pair of fucking tongs known to mankind just to hold the Snapping Turtle

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Here we go again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  :disintigrate.png:

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Here we go again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  The more you know

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Here we go again⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  What about Opera GX? The mobile and Desktop versions.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Consider this my job application, NASA⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Everytime I hear “The Federation” or any mention of this being a federated community, I do be getting those “For the Empire” vibes from Star wars. I can sense a soon to be running joke cropping up

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Glad to see Lemmy users appreciating diversity⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  NO WAY :O

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I eat my flavor packets *with* the skin, and you can't stop me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  “A man, age X ate his Ramen with the “skin on” as stated in his post on the upcoming social media site known as Lemmy. This is what happened to his stomach.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Glad to see Lemmy users appreciating diversity⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Me, on Voyager seeing nothing but blue: “Allow me to introduce myself.”