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Skyrkazm@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

Worst case scenario, you lose your chance at wizardry at the age of 30. Keep it at all costs friend.

The magic missile and fireballs are well worth it. Especially the spell “mend buttcrack”.

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