BucketBong

@BucketBong@p.hobo.social

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does Seth Meyers take long breaks? I think it would be nice to get paid while the show is on break. But something tells me the staff are not getting paid in the mean time.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  What is his something that is telling you these things? Is it in the room with you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dave Hughes Urged To Start Negatively Gearing The Rental Property That Albo Is Occupying In His Head⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  He always looks like he’s just shat his pants and he’s hoping you haven’t noticed yet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨British public more likely to prefer Count Binface wins Clacton by-election than Nigel Farage⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Please, for the love of god, make Count Binface win, it would be the funniest thing you’ve done since you elected Boris.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do elevator's have that Kenny G like music? Why not something with a little beat to it?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Because it’s a little known fact that Kenny G owns all the elevator Sound systems in the world.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Name that tune.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a really good metal cover of it on YouTube.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Name that tune.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  John Cage - 4’33

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  China: It’s the year of the fire horse.

  England: It’s the year of arresting pensioners as terrorists.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fucked up you can't be gay anymore⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Good, it can stay there, I like the company.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fucked up you can't be gay anymore⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait, it’s supposed to leave your body?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SEGA under fire for Sonic the Hedgehog ARG, as its terms of service reveals participant data is harvested for AI model training⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  airg

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sonic turns 35 today—what does this franchise mean to you?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I need to see how fast 35 year old sonic is, he’s gotta be throwing his back out all day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Was Alex Jones right about anything?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope he’s doing what he did the last time he got taken off air, and just starts wandering the streets screaming about conspiracy theories like the homeless nutjob he has always supposed to be.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Was Alex Jones right about anything?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He was right about Bohemian Grove, infact the reason we know what we do about that is because of him sneaking in to film it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Live: Pauline Hanson's press club address interrupted by protest banner⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gina Reinhart is her biggest donator, that should explain enough.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well said⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  SIX! I shove more than that into my mouth in one go, fucking six…. Oooo look at Mr 6 chips over there, he’s sooooo good at portioning his food, god I want to fuck him…… Said nobody.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Insomnia⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I just noticed, the only times Janeway hooks up with someone is as an alien salamander and with a hologram, no wonder she was ready to fight anyone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Insomnia⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Do you want to be transformed into a large alien salamander?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Insomnia⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m giving her all she’s got Captain!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Insomnia⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Like, I’ll try.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What character is the king of plot armor?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Mr Bean

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lizard are badass (shaky video)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Lol that bird got dunked on by that lizard! Even talked shit as it was leaving like the bitch it is.