WanakaTree

@WanakaTree@lemmy.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What if? WHAT IF?!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a baby now and I try really hard to make clear to people that if you’d like to hold her you’re welcome to but it’s also totally fine if you don’t want to. Some people are so excited to, others want nothing to do with it. I get it either way

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bene Gesserit⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  … more?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Those damned leftists!!!1!!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t think that pantry is big enough to store all my sbortion

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Post title lol⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You sound like an asshole, fyi lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How your mental state can affect your bone structure⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  27.5 if you’re drunk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's all SO simple!⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sort of describes bulimia I guess

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Japan cancels cherry blossom festival over complaints of tourists littering and ‘defecating’ in yards⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My cat when I don’t feed her on time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THIS is a real test of how old you are. If you score 20 your future is short⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I know right. I’m 39, all 20.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*Yawn*⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to yawn incessantly during warmups before rugby matches. My coach would yell at me to get my head into the game. I kept telling him it’s just what happens when I’m warming up it doesn’t mean anything!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No excuses⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  “instead of using toilet paper he wipes his ass with a town that then he stores full of shit on a drawer”

  I have a lot of questions about this part

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unified Theory of American Reality⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah I was thinking this sound alike my 4 year old

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Imperial Wastes So Much Time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I studied engineering in college and on exams they’d throw a mix of imperial and metric problems at us.

  Any time it was imperial, a lot of us would convert everything to metric, solve the problem, then convert the answer back to imperial

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not stealing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah the first time I tried the two options for clothes on my then-two year old, he snatched both options out of my hands, threw them on the ground, and screamed NO CLOTHES

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨howy mowy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  Ohhhh. Yup had no idea, thanks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨howy mowy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I laughed. But like, why