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- Comment on Republican Senator callously says 'biblically, we are supposed to work' to millions set to lose health care 5 days ago:
…says the guy who’s never worked for a living
- Comment on What the fuck 1 week ago:
Magapregante
- Comment on Is empathy based on a financial bell curve? 2 weeks ago:
We’re talking about empathy and you immediately turn to finance as a measure of it. When it is not. Not at all.
- Comment on Is empathy based on a financial bell curve? 2 weeks ago:
Just because the cause you donate to is a tax write-off doesn’t mean it’s charitable. Example: all the charities that Trump used as grifts. His entire family is now forbidden from running “charities”.
- Comment on If we ask 100 random ppl to describe their ideal society, which real/fictional countries would the answers resemble the most? 2 weeks ago:
Star Trek
- Comment on Bugs 2 weeks ago:
WHAT IFFFS?
- Comment on Inside the 'Dragon Age' Debacle That Gutted EA's BioWare Studio 2 weeks ago:
“EA said, ‘Make this a live service.’ We said, ‘We don’t know how to do that. We should basically start the project over.’”
I read this article as EA interference to the point that the games were made to suck ass.
We’re past the point of adding gambling and live service. Consumers are more savvy imo.
- Comment on Inside the 'Dragon Age' Debacle That Gutted EA's BioWare Studio 2 weeks ago:
tldr; EA does EA things. Tries to make Dragon Age: Fortnight edition. Fails miserably again lol.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Hypernormalization.
- Comment on Gnome adds Pride themes! 🏳️🌈 3 weeks ago:
Lol okay, I thought it was clear that my post was just japes and jabs. Sorry if it legitimately offended.
- Comment on Gnome adds Pride themes! 🏳️🌈 3 weeks ago:
Yea really it’s directed at Any.org also.
- Comment on Gnome adds Pride themes! 🏳️🌈 3 weeks ago:
Dear Homo,
Recently, someone told us you are now profitable. Keep fighting for your rights, and we’ll be there to steal credit for any victory.
Sincerely,
Anycorp ^tm^
- Comment on Remember, kids! Unregulated capitalism is not your friend! 4 weeks ago:
What a nice humanitarian gesture these are. Something Bill Gates would do instead of paying his taxes.
- Comment on WTF is a rural town in the USA? 4 weeks ago:
Thanks for sharing that, my dood.
It’s been bugging me for years that many rural ppl didn’t have internet. Nowadays it’s almost a necessity of life. Also, thanks for not giving Musk any money.
- Comment on WTF is a rural town in the USA? 4 weeks ago:
How do you have internet?
- Comment on a flower for mother's day 4 weeks ago:
dating a dood for a year and a half
kinda serious?
No shit, Enola Holmes
- Comment on Canon requires an account to transfer images from your camera. Forces you to sign up using Chrome. 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Canon requires an account to transfer images from your camera. Forces you to sign up using Chrome. 5 weeks ago:
Just the tip?
- Comment on Every Time I Post 5 weeks ago:
It’s horny, isn’t it.
You’re horny.
- Comment on Hell Yeah! 5 weeks ago:
This is why Florida Man is awe-inspiring!
- Comment on Bluesky Is Plotting a Total Takeover of the Social Internet 1 month ago:
Is Activity Pub integrated into Lemmy yet?
- Comment on Weekly “What are you playing” Thread || Week of May 18th 1 month ago:
Same! Good picks!
- Comment on 4chan Is Dead. Its Toxic Legacy Is Everywhere 1 month ago:
Some might say too quick. 🤔🤔🤔
- Comment on Can anyone recommend a thin sideways window fan? 1 month ago:
Can confirm they’re everywhere “temperate”. Except Korea.
- Comment on If a gay man and lesbian woman have sex, is that gay or straight? 1 month ago:
Lol ty
- Comment on If a gay man and lesbian woman have sex, is that gay or straight? 1 month ago:
I was hoping you’d say Cap’n Gay.
- Comment on If a gay man and lesbian woman have sex, is that gay or straight? 1 month ago:
Super gay, or gay^2^, yassified.
- Comment on If a gay man and lesbian woman have sex, is that gay or straight? 1 month ago:
It’s also how gay people reproduce.
A third person watches and is Become Gay, Destroyer of Sphincters.
But if a baby results, it’s hermaphroditic.
- Comment on If a gay man and lesbian woman have sex, is that gay or straight? 1 month ago:
You’re gay if you watch.
- Comment on fellow patriots 1 month ago:
Fake news.
BREAKING: IMPERIAL DEATH STAR OBLITERATES ALDERAAN, BILLIONS PRESUMED DEAD
By John Patriot, Fox News Galactic Correspondent May 5, 2025
IMPERIAL CENTER — In a show of overwhelming force that has sent shockwaves throughout the galaxy, the Galactic Empire’s new battle station, dubbed the “Death Star,” has completely destroyed the peaceful planet of Alderaan. Imperial sources confirm the planet was reduced to asteroids in a matter of seconds.
Emperor Palpatine defended the military action as “necessary to maintain peace and security” across the galaxy, citing intelligence reports claiming Alderaan had become a hotbed for Rebel Alliance sympathizers.
“This was not a decision taken lightly,” said Grand Moff Wilhuff Tarkin in an exclusive interview. “But when faced with growing terrorist threats from the so-called Rebel Alliance, we had no choice but to demonstrate the consequences of treason against the legitimate government of the galaxy.”
Republican senators praised the decisive action, with Senator Orrin Maul (R-Dathomir) calling it “a much-needed response to the weak policies of previous administrations that allowed rebel insurgency to fester.”
Critics on the left have decried the destruction as “disproportionate” and “an unprecedented humanitarian disaster,” but military experts note that the demonstration of the Death Star’s capabilities may prevent future conflicts by deterring other systems from harboring rebel elements.
Imperial military strategist Admiral Firmus Piett explained, “Sometimes you need to make an example. The destruction of one planet could save countless lives by preventing a prolonged galactic civil war.”
The Death Star, described as a moon-sized battle station with unprecedented firepower, represents the pinnacle of Imperial military technology. Sources close to the project say it was completed ahead of schedule and under budget, a testament to Imperial efficiency.
Princess Leia Organa, a suspected Rebel sympathizer and Alderaan’s representative in the Imperial Senate, was reportedly detained hours before the incident on charges of espionage and treason. Imperial authorities have confirmed she is being held for questioning regarding stolen technical data.
Markets responded positively to the news, with Imperial Defense contractors seeing stocks surge by as much as 15%. Economic analysts predict a boom in reconstruction and security sectors as the Empire continues its campaign to restore order.
The Emperor is expected to address the galaxy tomorrow from the Imperial Palace, where he will likely outline next steps in the ongoing effort to secure peace and stability for law-abiding citizens throughout Imperial space.
Fox News will continue to provide updates on this developing story as more information becomes available.