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Anon goes ape

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Gullible@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • Kjev@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Then you realize that you died somewhere between steps 2 & 3.

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    • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I once saw him down six chained spicy Italian glizzies without breaking eye contact. Anon’s got this.

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  • PatMustard@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Silverbacks are adult male gorillas, not adolescents. I’m beginning to doubt that anon has thought this through at all!

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    • setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      His plan is completely bananas.

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  • kromem@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Because a raging silverback gorilla that can bench two tons just isn’t enough - it needs to be a swole silverback for it to count.

    Some guys really have self-confidence issues.

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