Oreos set to replace communion wafers.

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• Albatross2724@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The body of Christ: black on the outside, white on the inside

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  • JudahBenHur@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    slow clap

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• vrojak@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I'm replaying Deus Ex right now, and I'm baffled the devs forgot to include this

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• 211@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  There are also 12 templar crosses. I did not find an anagram for “OREO” in Latin, nor is it “INRI” transposed directly in alphabet, but there might be something to force there. Both being four-letter words with same beginning and end and all.

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• jabathekek@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  From the moment I understood the weakness of my bread, it disgusted me. I craved the energy and sweetness of sugar.

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  • Andonno@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I aspired to the purity of simple carbs.
    Your kind, cling to their complex carbohydrates. As though they will not break down and fatten you. One day the diet you call balanced will starve you, and you will beg my kind to save you.
    But I am already saved…

    Because sucrose is eternal.

    Even in death I serve the Nomnissiah.*

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• Dove9848@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Damnit…now I just want to eat some Oreos.

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