Surely there is no way that this could... backfire

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• Centillionaire@kbin.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bedazzling and crazy long finger nails is just a fedora cargo shorts for women.

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  • LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I love those long fingernails, but then I also like cargo shorts, so ok

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• Xtallll@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bedazzled steering wheels are like hunting with Dick Cheney, there’s always a chance you are going to get a face full of bird shot.

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• 100_percent_a_bot@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Claymore at home:

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• JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bedazzled Claymore

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  • shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    FRONT TOWARD ENEMY

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• Kecessa@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Told a couple once “Just so you know, in an accident the clipboard you’ve got glued to your dashboard will hit you right in the face as the airbag explodes madam, so it might be a good idea to remove it.”

  She looked at me with huge eyes then turned to her husband who was looking straight ahead with an annoyed look on his face, they took off and the clipboard was still there on their next visit…

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  • poppy@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Do you know what the hell it was used for?? Did they like…pin old school Map Quest instructions to it?

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    • Kecessa@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Probably used to write reports for an on the road job

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• Chef@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is purely a guess but I feel like the people who do this are probably also more likely to get into an accident where the airbag would deploy.

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• originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  ha, they will be pretty no more if those bags go off

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Pretty bloody

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