Feel the bass

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• kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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  • synae@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s a sad day when shitposters don’t recognize a classic copypasta

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• surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I laughed too loud at this and now I’m trying to not explain this to the in-laws

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• idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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  • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Damn, he’s really enjoying it, you can tell.

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• CaptainDongus@lemmynsfw.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  So, buttplug.io connected to a Bluetooth buttplug, using software that changes the strength output based on audio files.

  You can do this right now. Become the future you want to see.

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• kaipulla@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Feel the bass up your ass.

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• yukichigai@kbin.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Also cheat during chess championships!

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• inclementimmigrant@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I could see Apple getting Chess grandmaster Hans Niemann to promote this.

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• variants@possumpat.io ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Toyota can get you 300 mile range on their new ev with a butt plug, imagine what Apple can do

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