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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  So can flying squid. Because if we get in trouble for it in the ocean, we can just fly away, motherfuckers.

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  • kewwwi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    so does elephants

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Only Dumbo.

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  • CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    what if the ones you’ve gotten in trouble with are flying fish?

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      We’re in cahoots.

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  • FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What if I put wings on something like a frog or amphibious creature of your choice

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Good luck with that, I suppose.

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• Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Also they could hide on a cherry tree or something

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  • KreekyBonez@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    well, I’ve never seen an elephant in a cherry tree…

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    • supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Cause they are hidden good

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• EndHD@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  oh man is there a community for this? i used to post on the quick animal facts subreddit all the time! i probably still have them saved somewhere on my desktop

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  • kewwwi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    you could be the creator

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  • hanke@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Let me know if you create the community!

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    • EndHD@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      done :D

      lemm.ee/c/quickanimalfacts

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• CluckN@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That’s like the elephant that learned it can block traffic and steal sugar cane out of the truck.

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• KpntAutismus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  until they get eaten by lions.

  that really happens.

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Mostly just the sick ones and the babies. Lions generally don’t go after prey that large. They generally avoid giraffes too. They have to be pretty desperate to go after an elephant because they can’t kill it like most of their prey by either suffocation or breaking their neck.

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  • kewwwi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    they clearly want to

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’d like to see them play Mario Kart.

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  • kewwwi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    they clearly don’t want to

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  • covert_czar@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    There’s an elephant addon in supertux kart

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• nieceandtows@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  They just never want to jump

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