Anon plays an SMS lottery

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• MrJameGumb@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  She’s just a body pillow Anon… I know you like to call her your “waifu”, but she can’t actually make you do anything you don’t want to do. I say put her back in her slip cover and stick her in the closet, with $18k you can afford a harem of Real Dolls who won’t talk back to you 😉

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• Quexotic@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Pay off all debts with whatever you have after taxes. Put the rest in investments. Let her pay for the trip to congratulate you.

  Of course, it’s fake, but that’s what you do with windfalls.

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• EdibleFriend@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Lol I’ve heard this exact story down to her looking for the trips before.

  All stories fake blah blah

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  • Sharpiemarker@startrek.website ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How else can you radicalize incels on the internet, if not through fake stories of becoming rich and abandoning the person you convinced you cared about them?

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  • FractalsInfinite@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Of course, still fun to read though.

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• Subverb@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yep. Like my first wife.

  My salary was “our money”, her salary was “her money”.

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• CJOtheReal@ani.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Man the first problem is having a girlfriend. That’s gay. Get a boyfriend.

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  • ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Together our penises are weak, like a single twig

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    • rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Together they are strong… like apes together.

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• morphballganon@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Simplest solution: say you’d rather go to Antarctica. Get job at the South Pole base, away from her.

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• protist@mander.xyz ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Anon should get her a modest gift and take her to a decent restaurant. The rest, do what he wants with. If she handles his decision poorly, he should probably end it, but all she’s demonstrated so far is that she dreams of going to Bali, she hasn’t acted toxic or anything

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• Knasen@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Also known as marriage…

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