aint got no candy

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• BenReilly97@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Me after buying Halloween candy on clearance tomorrow

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• cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  My kid knows exactly how many he has, which ones there are and in what place/position. If anyone touches any of his things, he knows and there will be hell to pay.

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• WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Adults’ trick-or-treating happens the day after Halloween when the stores mark their prices down to clear out old stock. Wait your turn.

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• Malica@lemmy.zip ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You guys are shitty parents

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• HeartyOfGlass@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This year the kids might get to keep more of it. The last couple assorted bags I’ve gotten taste awful. Just oil & sugar. Reese’s & Snickers in particular.

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• darthsundhaft@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  USians always surprise me how irresponsible they can be without universal healthcare.

  Rules, rules, rules. 🙄

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  • restingOface@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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