I just organized these!

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  But the ones in the back expire one day later!

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• Danarchy@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My Sicilian stock clerk arranges them the other way so I clearly cannot choose the milk in front of me

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  • ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    But you are clearly smart and a scholar, and in studying you must’ve learned that man is mortal so you would’ve put the bad milk as far from yourself as possible so I can clearly not choose the milk in front of me.

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  • spicehoarder@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just enter through the freezer

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• FrChazzz@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I was once a dairy clerk and I misread this as people reaching for the “black milk” and for a moment I thought someone knew about the black milk.

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  • spacegoat@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No one may know

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    We do not discuss the secrets of the black milk.

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