...there would be signs.

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• Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  How to tell “I’m American” without saying a word.

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• panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I was at the convenience store today and this old guy was talking to the cashier about lottery tickets

  The cashier says the lottery is at $80 million, and the old guy just says “nobody needs that much” and then walked away.

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  • Dyskolos@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wise man. You totally don’t. With muuuch less you’d never have to work again, ever (in the USA you’d need considerably more though). I stopped working with 25 or so, I don’t even remember when I retired.

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• Drekaridill@lemmy.wtf ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This month I’ve been to the dentist, had 3 doctor’s appointments, and a cat scan, for a total of 300-ish USD. The joys of not living in America.

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  • OmegaMouse@pawb.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    and a cat scan

    Did they find any cats in you?

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    • Drekaridill@lemmy.wtf ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Not during the scan no, but maybe I’ll go to a furry convention sometime, we’ll see then.

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  • Dyskolos@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    And i was like “what? 300 moneyz? And he doesn’t get it back from insurance later?” 😁

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