A con man, a pedophile, and a convicted felon walk into a bar. 𝗕𝗮𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘀𝗮𝘆𝘀, "Here by yourself today, Mr. President?

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• Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  He’s never done a goddamned presidential thing in his life. Call him “Donald”—that’s his name.

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  • Darkard@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Mr Drumpf. He doesn’t believe in people changing their names.

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    • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      He’s a toddler. No point in saying “Mr.”

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  • OrteilGenou@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Don’t do what Donny Don’t does

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    • Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Image Image Image Image

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  • blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    He might have had products from the brand President?

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• SourDragon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I got too distracted by the wrong thing… Image

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• THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I guess shitposts can be completely factual as well.

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• Ertain@feddit.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is a good shit post.

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• bowroat@infosec.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  No, Natalie’s still crawling out of the trunk

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• Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  he would slip roofies into every woman’s drink in th bar.

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  • Tja@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And charge them for it.

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• OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wonder who will top that in the next line up

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