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He was Christmas dinner

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Submitted ⁨⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    rolls 2d6

    Somehow gets a nat 20

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    • chuckleslord@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The dice tray, table, and carpet collapse under the dice, which are somehow now a single die

      The room tilts under your feet as the die becomes “down”

      You text your love ones, but get no response

      The light coming from outside becomes brighter and brighter as more light is entering the room than can leave

      Time slows as you begin to stretch towards the die, but can never seem to reach it

      The house finally gives way, shrapnel and structure falling into the die

      The night sky is blinding, more and more light getting stuck

      You’re floating now, like you always will be, stretching closer and closer to the die

      Your last thought is smeared across the rest of the history long after the last star goes out How the hell did that happen?

      Sigulari-die

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  • TIEPilot@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The duck is smiling at me…

    youtu.be/sqLYRJHc8IQ

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