The reason this ugly turd is in the news is because the Illuminati are about to unleash another pandemic and they want to jog your memory.

Also they’re responsible for Cyclospora in the lettuce just to make you all shit yourselves, since shitting yourself is symbolic of getting fucked. That’s also why pandemics became associated with toilet paper. They paid a bunch of people to buy all the toilet paper to symbolize shitting yourself and having nothing to wipe with. That’s also why we’re seeing a lot of charmin commercials and donald trump was filmed with TP on his shoe the other day.

They call us chili dogs because were about to get fevers from the virus, and they usually call us hot dogs because they they are serial killers who turn their victims into hot dogs and eat them.

yes the illuminati are this insane and petty