Careful, She Bites

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• HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Imagine how hard it would be to shit with a shark tail with toilets the way they are.

  I guess you could sit like Thomas Crapper intenteded, but still that would be annoying.

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  • tacosanonymous@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    She’d just shit in the ocean. Super easy, barely an inconvenience.

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    • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Me and my wife were talking about how stupid it is that people shit on the side of a lake or next to the ocean and just leave it and the TP behind. Like shit just shit into the water, all the fuckin geese do anyways.

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    • ashestoashes@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      beneath the sea

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  • HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    And you could read your comic book and set down your cereal, too.

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• PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Stop trying to make me horny for sharks.
  It’s eventually going to work.

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• qualia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Pop them pelvic fins.

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