It's a major award!

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• CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I for one want to say congratulations! We have a ceremony at one of our sites just for you. It’s a black tie affair, so we will hold it at one of our black sites!

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    What an honor!

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• carrylex@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Sir, the CIA

  • sells super crack
  • has Jason Bourne
  • tried to break into the brain of Bin Laden’s cat
  • has weather contoling equipment
  • switched the brain of a skier with a goldfish to prevent East Germany from wining the 1986 Olympics
  • has a life-size Magreth Thatcher robot
  • has a machine that beams an image of the Christian god directly into people’s brains

  …but the watchlist would be the FBI.

  At least according to my reliable sources.

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• theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Oh honey I’m sorry I’m going to have to break your heart. They ain’t going to give you a watch.

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    You just want my watch. You can’t fool me!

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• WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Did you buy a Muppet movie on VHS?

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• daannii@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Fingers crossed it’s a cool smart watch with a microphone, camera, and gps !

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• uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  There are multiple watchlists!

  Rolex or Casio?

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