You need a colonoscopy

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• harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I don’t get it. I’ve tried. I give up.

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  • Monkyhands@feddit.dk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Cameron Diaz / camera in di azz? Maybe?

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    • jerkface@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      That’s so awful, I’m personally angry at you for explaining it to me.

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    • harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I’m gonna go with that. I got hung on the names of characters she’s played. I couldn’t make the connection between “Cameron” and “camera in”.

      Kinda want to watch “The Mask” now. I love her in that movie

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    • Beehaw_Girl@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’m glad you explained it. Otherwise all I could think was yeah Cameron Diaz is about that age she should be getting colonoscopies too.

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  • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s a Cameron Diaz!

    Wait, I don’t get it either.

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    • Skyline969@piefed.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Camera-in de-ass

      Bit of a reach.

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• jordanlund@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Doctor: “We’re going to do a colonoscopy and endoscopy.”

  Me: “Oh, a spit roast!”

  Doctor: “. . . Please don’t call it that.”

  Stage 2 colon cancer folks! Get checked!

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  • postnataldrip@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Colonoscopy and gastroscopy make a spit roast, endoscopy is a term that covers procedures using an endoscope in general.

    I know this because I tried to make a similar joke many moons ago to a family member who was working in endoscopy at the time, now I get to pass on the pedantry!

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