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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You get the title

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    • Aganim@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I dunno how you’d keep fresh something that already passed its best-before date decades ago though.

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• MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Speaking of vegetables, my neighbor’s kid got hit by a limousine on his way home from basketball school so his mom told me I can have his collection of Alvin and the chipmunks hentai. I told her I have no interest in such nonsense but she insisted I take them, so I’ve been handing them out to panhandlers in my city. They’ve been really appreciative of it, one guy even told me he knows some vegetable kid who got smoked by a limo who would love these, so he collected all of them and brought them to the hospital and put them on the kid’s bedside table. Two days later he started showing brain activity again and his mom was so disappointed because that meant the Alvin and the chipmunks hentai collection would be returning to her home.

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  • tacosanonymous@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Where tf do y’all even come up with this shit?

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    • MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I’ve got brain syndrome

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• SirSamuel@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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• AngryRobot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Moscow Mitch is dead. Hes not on life support, there isn’t a life left. The turtle is dead.

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