I want it to slap me across the face

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• sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Notes of hazelnut, pecan, or dark chocolate areappreciated however

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• pelespirit@sh.itjust.works ⁨51⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Caffeine pills?

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  • lolcatnip@reddthat.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Caffeine chews are even better. There’s a brand called Caffeine Bullet that I especially like.

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• verdare@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  You want a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.

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  • Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Because nothing screams “responsibilities” like having your brain smashed out by a large gold brick.

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    • orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      I’m sorry, who are you? I had one too many.

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    • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world ⁨33⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      A slice of lemon, wrapped around a large gold brick.

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• CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world ⁨28⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  I made a delightful coffee liqueur by pouring 70% ethanol through my espresso press then letting a vanilla bean soak in the bottle then dilute to 40% for storage.

  It’s a beautiful way to correct your coffee. Delighful for sunday brunch.

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