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• Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  This made me laugh way too frickin hard damnit. Did you really check to see if these were real tweets?

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  • ToeNailClippings@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    They’re real: nitter.net/neiltyson/status/1466230757718990857#m

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    • Lifecoach5000@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      That’s some strange stuff.

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• QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  That was…unsettling… XD

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  • ToeNailClippings@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    I went and checked. Tyson actually wrote those things …thats the weird part.

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    • QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      WHAT!?! Wow. I’m shook.

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• bionicjoey@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  My favourite NDT quote:

  “If ever there was an animal that found sex unpleasant, it would have gone extinct by now”

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  • ToeNailClippings@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    “Stating the bleeding obvious” as we say here.

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    • bionicjoey@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

      Actually, just flat out wrong. There are many species whose reproduction process is painful or traumatic for one or both parties. Ducks, for example, basically have an evolutionary arms race between the males and the females genetalia.

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• sagrotan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  I thought Tyson’s law was something like “If you mess with the bull, you’ll get your ear bitten off”

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  • ToeNailClippings@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    Different Tyson. Also dont try and kiss the guy, he clearly misreads signals.

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• Chickenstalker@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

  Maybe these posts are “warrant canaries” to tell his friends that the Lizard people haven’t

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  • ToeNailClippings@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨years⁩ ago

    …cut off mid sentence… they got you too?

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